Today is my last day of work as an underpaid gift wrapper at Border's!!! Yippie!!! No more paper cuts and sore finger tips. No more getting shit from ugly Singaporeans!!

I happily made my post-work plans this evening after knocking off and was SMSing on my way to the ladies.

And unknowingly,I knocked into the METAL, SHARP EDGE of the hand dryer!!!!!!!!!ITS DAMMMMMMMNNNNNN PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone present in the toilet were shocked and looked up from the sink or turned their heads from preening at the mirror towards the loud bang. The impact was great as I was walking hastily to empty my bladder and rushing to get changed. I almost fell backwards from the "collision". SERIOUS!! No joke!!!!

Now the bump is 3 dimensional. Soon it would be blue and black, with purple poka-dots! How am I gonna face the world!?!